So that I could destroy the company CheapoAir.com
I'm not going to go into the specific details of how they screwed me over, all that matters right now is that they did and I'm livid.
I have never written a complaint letter before in my life. Tonight I spent an hour and a half writing one. Multiple drafts were revised, edited and filled to the brim with exclamation points and capital letters until I was satisfied that it would fully convey my rage.
I'm sure that they will respond with a standard form letter.
I'm also sure that I will respond to that form letter with curse words and an attached photo of poop. The only reason I didn't do that this time was in the hopes that they might actually un-screw me over.
I'm in Brian's apartment right now talking loudly about my new movie script that is essentially a 90 minute long shot of me screaming at the camera horrible things about Cheapoair.com and how nobody should ever do business with them.
Brian's telling me to calm down.
I probably will, but part of me hopes that I won't.
Part of me hopes that I never ever calm down about this, get famous, and can actually put How Dare You CheapoAir.com? up on the silver screen.
I'm also giving thought to recording an album.
-nicholas
P.S. read about a much funnier blog writer's encounter with airline bullshit here
