Dancers

Dancers absolutely 100 percent do it for me.

This has always been true and, barring a dancer stealing from me, this will always be true.
Ever hug a puppy and find yourself wanting to squeeze it much harder than you should?
That's not the way I feel about dancers.
It's similar but not quite right. It's not necessarily a romantic or sexual impulse either.
I would still be wondering what exactly I wanted to do to dancers were it not for this video.



I am forever in debt to this routine because it has helped me clarify exactly what my impulse is towards dancers.

I want to be strapped to them while they dance.

'What?' I hear you say. 'That's weird.'

Fuck you. Think about it.
Really give it a good think.
I'm absolutely right about this.

Watch the video again and imagine you are attached (with duct tape, rope or glue) to the back of the cute blonde girl while she rocks out.

I'm absolutely right.

-nicholas