A few weeks ago, I saw Peggy Noonan on 'The Daily Show' promoting her new book Patriotic Grace.She spoke very well on the show and that, combined with the fact that she was a huge contributor to 'The West Wing', led me to pick up Patriotic Grace and give it the ol' read through.
I will start by saying that Peggy Noonan can write, and write incredibly well. I got the same feeling reading the introduction and first chapter as I did twelve years ago when I first watched President Thomas J. Whitmore deliver his goose-bump inducing speech against aliens.
After that first chapter though, things took a hard right turn. From that point on, Peggy would not shut up about how sure she is that there will be another terrorist attack on American soil. She goes on to write that it will be ten times bigger than 9/11 and that it's going to happen in either Washington D.C. or New York.
Goddammit Peggy, I live in New York.
Going in, I thought that the book would be about how we need to unite as a nation and help out our fellow Americans. And it is, she very much encourages us to put aside partisanship and unite, however she implies that this will be most needed right after New York is wiped off the map with a suitcase nuke.
I imagine if I lived anywhere else in the country, aside from D.C. which is also toast, I would have greatly enjoyed this book and viewed it as a beacon of hope. However I don't live anywhere else and because Peggy Noonan couldn't calm the hell down I now am forced to come to terms with my own mortality.
Goddammit.
-nicholas
3 comments:
I've just watched a bevy of your videos, Mr. Kocher, and I feel compelled to let you know that you are very funny.
Good job.
I did not watch a bevy of your videos, unless a bevy is considered four, which it is not, but I do fucking love the West Wing and I do live in New York.
Keep up the funnies. Perchance I'll stumble upon some more eventually. Toots.
Yea, Peggy Noonan make me fear for my non-existent life in New York. And by non-existent I mean I've never lived there. And by never lived there I mean visited it all the damn time and have once slept next to the front door of my own hotel, outside. So for technicality sake, I did live there. On the side of the road, for one night. Either way I completely agree with you. Someone needs to go to D.C. a calm this woman down before she writes another book detailing exactly how to make a suitcase bomb out of spare bits a scrap paper.