Holy Hell!

Have you ever, while intoxicated, done ridiculous things solely to entertain your sober self the next morning?

I have.

I have left myself 15 minute long voicemails.

I have written made up words on the inside of my thigh.

I have hidden my wallet in a popsicle box inside my refrigerator.

Last night though, DrunkNick really outdid himself.

DrunkNick, at approximately 3:15am, purchased a non-refundable roundtrip airline ticket to Amsterdam. 

I woke up this morning to an email receipt informing me of this. 

Apparently, my flight leaves Thursday.

More on this to come.

love,

a frighteningly sober nicholas

a fucking prick.